Our Man on Achewood

12.8.2004 | Sam Munson | Cultural Affairs | 50 Comments

It’s unfortunate Robert Warshow did not survive to write about Chris Onstad’s Achewood. Writing about comics (serious writing, that is) is rare. Too often, it ends up as either a collection of inside-baseball, hobbyist trivialities, or abstracted, culture-theoretical overreaction, a la the Baudrillardean love-fest surrounding Grant Morrison (the writer of Doom Patrol, The Invisibles, and The Filth.) The latter group is also inclined to insist that “Comics are too real art!”, and to wield the term “graphic novel” as though that were enough to make Stan Lee and Kafka peers.

Warshow, in his writings on popular culture, never trivialized it and never glorified it. If “Woofed with Dreams”, his brilliant essay on George Herriman’s Krazy Kat is any evidence, Warshow would have been the ideal candidate to write about Achewood, which deserves such serious, cool-headed treatment if ever a pop-culture artifact did.

Achewood (which appears daily at Achewood.com, with an on-again, off-again Sunday supplement at Serializer.net, an online comics clearinghouse) narrates the surreal daily lives of a group of animate stuffed animals and a few anthropomorphic cats, living in a semi-affluent suburb in California. The stuffed animals are, allegedly, Onstad’s roommates; the cats live on their own. If this sounds at once boring, saccharine, and creepy, it’s no fault of Onstad’s. The strip’s content is inherently difficult to condense.

What makes Achewood so compulsively readable? It’s hard to pinpoint. The art is highly competent but not particularly prepossessing. The humor is fairly low-key, although Onstad has produced some hysterically funny individual strips. But it’s endlessly fascinating. This is due, in part, to the fact that Onstad is a virtuoso. He could give advice to every writer in the Anchor Book of New American Short Stories at creating sharply defined voices for his characters (they recently started blogs, which are all dead-on, further demonstrating Onstad’s gifts as a ventriloquist.)

But my appreciation for Achewood goes well beyond mere technical admiration for Onstad’s gifts.

Onstad’s humor is subtle. It revolves around the fact that all of his characters are pathological personalities, living at very close quarters — Ray, one of the cats, is an epicure and a pussy hound, wealthy beyond belief from a pact with Satan, and a thorough fool. Mr. Bear (a stuffed bear) is the author of a series of children’s books and an Edwardian man-about-town; Philippe (an otter, also stuffed) is a terminally innocent five-year old. Their reactions are predictable and unpredictable at once — you know roughly where on the continuum of behavior they will fall, but the variations of the particulars are endless. Think Laurel and Hardy, or the Marx Brothers, or Seinfeld.

This is not to say that Achewood is more formulaic than other works of its type. But perhaps the anarchic, gentle absurdity that is its stock-in-trade only works if there is a repeated, familiar element that anchors it, that prevents it from becoming a (boring, saccharine, creepy) daydream.

It’s risky to draw out particular examples of Onstad’s recent work — they will make no sense to anyone unacquainted with the larger context. Some might claim this is a flaw. (On the other hand, “The Wizard of Id” revolves around standalone-joke strips, which is a formidable argument against them.) But here is one of the earlier Achewood strips, which adheres a bit more closely to the usual idea of the daily, punchline-oriented strip, and which makes a bit clearer, I hope, the vein of Onstad’s humor:

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I chose this strip because it sets out, quite openly, the aims and means of Achewood’s humor: “I’m a human; I invented a voicemail system where 7 means delete!” — what a brilliant stab at the humans! Specifically, at our triviality and self-satisfaction (“Man, this Jeff Beck album really cooks!”). The absurdity of life in Achewood, in the midst of its normalcy — how instantly recognizable! What human character does not, examined closely, look as clownish as Ray the cat? The fact that all the personalities in Achewood are extreme is not a cheap gesture on Onstad’s part — it seems to stem from his conviction that the world is foolish and people are weird, to butcher Wallace Stevens.

Comics are fragile — they can’t bear a weighty sociological interpretation, without collapsing under it. And it would be an overstatement to say that Onstad’s central preoccupation is the particular set of incapacities that arise from living with the opulent ease modern life affords. But an element of this preoccupation shows itself in his work, I think.

As Achewood evolved (and continues to evolve), the storylines did (and do), as well — the best story arc, by far, involves the entire cast racing to rescue the child Philippe from the clutches of a serial killer. The failure of these semi-adults to do so is offset by the fact that Philippe manages to escape on his own. But that dark sense of incapacity pervades Achewood, as much as its sunny absurdity — Roast Beef, another cat, is an emotionally crippled (there is no punctuation in his speech bubbles; the font is a size smaller than when other characters speak), agoraphobic programmer.

I’m no expert on comics; and I think that taking a slavering, fanboyish attitude toward Achewood would probably obscure most of what is good in it. But it’s eminently worth reading, in a way that no comic strip I have seen has been , since the heyday of Calvin and Hobbes. You should start reading it, if you haven’t yet.



Hear, hear!
12.28.2004 | z
chris onstad is capable of wonderful things
12.28.2004 | daniel
Achewood is one of the best reasons for the internet to exist.

Do yourself a favor and start from the beginning or you will understand NOTHING.
12.28.2004 | Immo
That Onstad can speak so precisely with such regularity in the voices of so many uniquely individual characters is astonishing. His exceptional writing and wonderfully simple art combine to create near-perfect character development. I agree with Mr. Munson: start reading achewood today. And I agree with Immo: Hit the archives at achewood.com and start with day one.
12.28.2004 | jb
It's like the adventuresome spirit of Calvin and Hobbes met the old, crass "Good ol' Charlie Brown... How I hate him!" spirit of Peanuts.
Sometimes its melancholy, sometimes it's hilariously innocent, but it's always worth another read-through.

Unless you hate quirky humor that completely defies the nature of one-liners. Then you should go read somethign else.
12.28.2004 | Zach
I was introduced to achewood by a good friend. I was mezmorized by it's brilliance. I have been an avid reader for a few years and I'm addicted to it. The humor and events are original. What I most enjoy is the writing, as an artist I do respect good art, but good writing is the key to a great comic! The humor and characters are bizarre and that just may be what makes it so wonderful, interesting, and humorus.
12.28.2004 | Katy
Kudos to Onstad!
Very few people can write human emotions any better than Onstad, and he does it all in the guise of cartoon cats, otters and bears. Immo is right, start from the beginning or you just won't get the mood of the strip.
12.28.2004 | shawhem
word! achewood is one of the best comics ever written.
12.28.2004 | saskrotch
achewood is awesome. YES.
12.28.2004 | sounditoff
The dialogue reminds me of The Big Lebowski, in that there hell of jokes layered on jokes in the midst of a single line.

Also, Onstad is the reason I now say "hell of" instead of "hella."
12.28.2004 | akkmed
I haven't been able to convert a single person to achewood yet. That is their loss.

It's certainly like nothing else but I still try to compare it to very old Bloom County. At least I think it's in the same ballpark.
12.28.2004 | saaz
You can also join the Achewood Discussion Forum at: http://achewood.plagiarist.com
12.28.2004 | chris
I avoided Achewood for many months, casually checking from week to week when a devout fan sent me a link, but never really gave it the full attention (background and all) that it truly needs from its readers. Two days ago I finished reading the entire archives and on top of formally connecting all those loose story arcs and seeing the characters in their entirety thus far, I also managed to kill a seriously entertaining part of my day. In my rush to read more! more! more! I knew I'd eventually catch up to Onstad and have to wait day by day for the new strip, but at the same time swinging through Lyle, Nice Pete, Ray and Roast Beef months at a time was a guilty pleasure I couldn't restrain. That little part of my brain "suicided", I'm afraid. I'm Anna, and I'm an Achewood addict.

If you've read this article then you're most definitely already a fan, so I doubt the ability to open new eyes, but c'mon, guys! Let's get out there and show EVERYONE how awesome this strip is!

Side Note: I didn't fully appreciate Onstad till I tried to write my own strip (a la Guest Artist Week) for a friend I was able to convert after her comment that she wished she could live in Achewood. Two days of dialouge notes without even an attempt at sketches and I found myself terribly, pathtically failing, and newly appreciative of the way this man thinks.

(Thanks for this write-up. It beats all those lame interviews I've read thus far, and it wasn't to self-important and yet still strayed away from simple. Good show!)
12.28.2004 | anna
Achewood is like an orgasm in comic format. Pls read.
12.29.2004 | Emmuh
I masturbate to Achewood daily.
12.29.2004 | Trunkbutt
i actually love achewood. it is in my daily routine, i make people read it when i think it is appropriate to them, i quote it. i voted for phillipe for christ's sake, in the democratic primaries.
12.29.2004 | dbbd
Achewood is my favorite webcomic of all time. Reading it has become a terrible sort of compulsion. Although I do not always like the directions that Onstad takes, it is fascinating to see this alternate universe that he has blueprinted out for everyone on the intarweb.
12.29.2004 | rosie
It doesn't seem inappropriate, to me, to judge people on their appreciation of Achewood. The Wizard of ID comment in the essay seems spot on.
12.29.2004 | Nabu
achewood: all human life seems to be there. without humans.
12.29.2004 | Rob
perhaps you should not have used so much thesaurus in your essay, but fucking A Achewood is my religion.
12.30.2004 | high rise ray
When I wake up in the morining I check my email and read Achewood. Then I go to the bathroom. It is part of my life now that I can't go without.
12.30.2004 | Keith
Excellent article. I am new to Achewood and read it at the insistence of my favorite band, Freezepop. I started at the first comic and didn't stop until I'd burned through the entire run.

How incredible. The comparison to Calvin & Hobbes is apt, in the sense that a comic strip doesn't need heavy-handed morality lessons to be considered art, or throwaway one-liners to be funny.

Bravo to Chris Onstad. Achewood went from something I have never heard of to something I can't live without in the space of one week.
12.30.2004 | Wow.
Like most everyone else on this post, I love Achewood. Shame, though, that no one in this comments has bothered to mention what a great fucking appreciation of it this is. Instead it's just blowhob after rimjob on the glories of the strip, which I'm all for delivering, but, come on...
12.30.2004 | Deze Whuts
It still blows my mind that more people don't know/rave about Achewood. I don't know how it can be so consecutively good while at the same time little known.

Oh well, no real point to post except to make sure everyone knows to hold their mouse over each comic to catch the gem titles. Sometimes they are funnier than the comics themselves and almost ALWAYS at least add a lot to them.

"MOLLY CLEAN THIS MESS UP AND GET THAT MAN ANOTHER TACO"
12.30.2004 | Your Good Twin
Am I alone in hoping Achewood never becomes an animated cartoon on tv or, worse still, a live-action movie? Imagine Ray Smuckles played by Tom Hanks etc etc. I hope Chris Onstad can make a good enough living from the Achewood web comic never to have to resort to selling his brain-child.
01.1.2005 | rob
Oooooh, and who'd play Roast Beef? Clive Owen? I think it could be better than Spongebob Squarepants!
I wanted to add my favorite strips for the coinesseurs -- the one where Ray puts the dollar bills under his eyelids at the strip club ties with the very early one where the Achewood folks all try to drive the car. Fabulous!
01.1.2005 | Serrabee
oh man I hate Tom Hanks. He's nowhere near cool enough to play Ray.
01.1.2005 | alice
Alice, my point wasn't that Mr Hanks is cool enough to play Ray, only that someone like him might be called upon to play the part if Achewood got big enough for Hollywood to notice it. In my view no-one should play the part because such a thing should never happen.
I've just read that back and it sounds all snooty and English. Probably because I am. Incidentally, I am curious to know how popular Achewood is in Britain. I know of only myself and 2 friends. Nature of the web, I suppose.
01.1.2005 | rob
if Achewood were going to be brought to life in any sort of form, i would hope to see it in 15-minute animated shorts. Anything else would be too excessive.. you'd get sick of it quicker. Like too much of a good thing.

regardless, this strip is brilliant and Onstad is a genius.
01.1.2005 | alyssa
The essay is a nice write-up, if a bit too academic.

The strip rocks. I found some of the early strips kind of random, like a collection of in-jokes, but once the characters started being developed and the story line got going, it became my favorite comic strip ever, beating out Bloom County in my heart (forgive me Mr. Breathed).

Achewood consistently makes me laugh out loud (quite a feat) and makes me feel guilty for not paying for it. My new year's resolution is to buy some Achewood loot.

In the immortal words of Howard Dean, "HEEYEEAHHHHH!!!"
01.1.2005 | umbra
Chris Onstad is a Special Boy.
01.2.2005 | Jet Piston
this is probably nothing really special to add, but achewood really makes me laugh when i get depressed. my favorite ones of all time are the "lie bot, what's the saddest thing?" ones. you can never stop laughing at the craziness.
01.2.2005 | Kirsten
I have adored Achewood for like um.. years... and Chris Onstad is a god among artists/writers. I say this because he can get into what life really is while being able to step back enough to re-create it, which is a lot harder than you would think. Unfortunately or fortunately, the few people I've mentioned it to don't get it. In a way that's cool though cause then I can feel more selfish with it, you know... it's mine and not something that everyone can love like I do. Yeah ok I'm a little obsessed.....
01.2.2005 | sheena
Excellent write up - the only reviewer I have read so far who seemed to understand why the strip is good.
01.2.2005 | rm
Achewood is the best thing on the internet.

I hope Chris Onstad doesn't let people make it into adverts for processed soft cheese or something.
01.3.2005 | djw

Chris Onstad wouldn't though Ray Smuckles surely would.
01.3.2005 | rjw
Finally someone writes sufficient praise for Achewood. Munson is right to square off Achewood against printed comic classics. In my opinion, Calvin & Hobbes is great strip by strip, but gets boring and asinine with an archival read-through. Achewood far surpasses its characters' depth, its rate of stylistic evolution, and its method of delivery (maps, cookbooks, and the infamous alt-text). To me Achewood is not only genius from out of nowhere, but it is also the triumph of independent art over syndication, and the truest example of the webcomic medium surpassing what was possible with its page-printed ancestor.

Thanks Chris!
01.3.2005 | jordstar
I love Achewood, and am so glad I discovered it before I read this essay, which would have sent me running away immediately. Hella pompous.
01.4.2005 | walker
I've got an uncle wo lives in Palos Rancho Verdes, less than a mile from where Ray Smuckles lives. Neighbors say Ray Smuckles has a reputation for throwing some wild parties, but that he drives drunk and runs stopsigns. He's a fascinating person, but not an easy neighbor to live near.

Of the whole lot of Achewood characters Todd Squirrel is a decent and honest guy with a deep rooted work ethic. The rest of the characters are way out of main stream. Well, Molly is pretty normal, given that she can't hold a decent paying job for more than a couple of weeks.

Who am I to judge what's mainstream? There's a steak of Lie-bot just below the surface in my daily routine.
01.5.2005 | Ken - Chicago
I love Achewood, and Sam Munson articulates very competently what makes the strip so addictive. I don't understand why some commenters have to give him trouble just because they had to look up some of the words he used. He has a genius for fresh and evocative (but NOT pompous) writing.
01.6.2005 | Joe Geoghegan
Achewood is quite enjoyable.

Thanks for the article.

What bothers me though, is how some of these comments tend towards a sense of ownership over the strip, instead of just enjoying it for what it is or might become.

If Mr. Onstad wants to license Ray for a Viagra commercial to pay his grocery bills (which are probably quite high given his knowledge of gourmet food, fine wine and the like) then I say go for. I mean, really folks, its his strip (which he allows us to read for free...)
01.9.2005 | Frogger
Achewood is it. You know it is!
02.2.2005 | Omar
Onstad is a genius. Whoever wrote this article though is in dire need of an enima.
06.16.2005 | Sully
Everyone's a genius.
06.23.2005 | Zb
"achewood: all human life seems to be there. without humans."

Couldn't agree more, Rob.

Achewood is a work of genius - how Onstad is able to simultaneously play out (excellently) the lives of all these characters is beyond me.

My hat goes off to him. Thank you, Chris.
10.11.2005 | Paddy
The article is ok, if you haven't read Achewood before, check out wikipedia's description. It's hilarious and gives you a decent enough background so you know what's going on.

Achewood is humor for intelligent people that would hesitate to claim to be intelligent, and with it enough to get obscure pop-culture references, which I think, along with other attributes, makes this comic so good.
01.30.2006 | Vess
Here's the conundrum: You can't stand to not read every day, but the truth is that the damn thing reads better and much, much funnier in chunks. Once you finish the archives, you're screwed. I need a frikken' time machine! Then I could go into the future and read more archives. All laughin out loud in my cubicle!
02.19.2007 | randy
This article reads like a freshman English major critiquing a Melville short story but Achewood is basically tops.
08.13.2007 | TIMBONE
Others will probably shoot me for suggesting this, but Wikipedia's article is actually a great introduction for new readers.

It's all about the characters - Chris just doesn't compromise them for a cheap gag. On the contrary, some strips aren't even funny, they're just the guys being themselves. And that's what makes the others so pants-wettingly funny.

And I like the fact that you don't have to pay for it if you don't want to.

That's my tuppence-worth.
03.10.2008 | deblacquiere
my dick requires a lick
04.17.2008 | Jung Hui

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