Our Man on Achewood
It’s unfortunate Robert Warshow did not
survive to write about Chris Onstad’s Achewood. Writing about comics
(serious writing, that is) is rare. Too often, it ends up as either a
collection of inside-baseball, hobbyist trivialities, or abstracted,
culture-theoretical overreaction, a la the Baudrillardean love-fest
surrounding Grant Morrison (the writer of Doom Patrol, The Invisibles,
and The Filth.) The latter group is also inclined to insist that
“Comics are too real art!”, and to wield the term “graphic novel” as though that were enough to make Stan Lee and Kafka peers.
Warshow, in his writings on popular culture, never trivialized it and
never glorified it. If “Woofed with Dreams”, his brilliant essay on
George Herriman’s Krazy Kat is any evidence, Warshow would have been
the ideal candidate to write about Achewood, which deserves such
serious, cool-headed treatment if ever a pop-culture artifact did.
Achewood (which appears daily at Achewood.com, with an on-again, off-again Sunday supplement at Serializer.net,
an online comics clearinghouse) narrates the surreal daily lives of a
group of animate stuffed animals and a few anthropomorphic cats, living
in a semi-affluent suburb in California. The stuffed animals are,
allegedly, Onstad’s roommates; the cats live on their own. If this
sounds at once boring, saccharine, and creepy, it’s no fault of
Onstad’s. The strip’s content is inherently difficult to condense.
What makes Achewood so compulsively readable? It’s hard to pinpoint.
The art is highly competent but not particularly prepossessing. The
humor is fairly low-key, although Onstad has produced some hysterically
funny individual strips. But it’s endlessly fascinating. This is due,
in part, to the fact that Onstad is a virtuoso. He could give advice to
every writer in the Anchor Book of New American Short Stories at
creating sharply defined voices for his characters (they recently
started blogs, which are all dead-on, further demonstrating Onstad’s
gifts as a ventriloquist.)
But my appreciation for Achewood goes well beyond mere technical admiration for Onstad’s gifts.
Onstad’s humor is subtle. It revolves around the fact that all of his
characters are pathological personalities, living at very close
quarters — Ray, one of the cats, is an epicure and a pussy hound,
wealthy beyond belief from a pact with Satan, and a thorough fool. Mr.
Bear (a stuffed bear) is the author of a series of children’s books and
an Edwardian man-about-town; Philippe (an otter, also stuffed) is a
terminally innocent five-year old. Their reactions are predictable and
unpredictable at once — you know roughly where on the continuum of
behavior they will fall, but the variations of the particulars are
endless. Think Laurel and Hardy, or the Marx Brothers, or Seinfeld.
This is not to say that Achewood is more formulaic than other works of
its type. But perhaps the anarchic, gentle absurdity that is its
stock-in-trade only works if there is a repeated, familiar element that
anchors it, that prevents it from becoming a (boring, saccharine,
creepy) daydream.
It’s risky to draw out particular examples of Onstad’s recent work —
they will make no sense to anyone unacquainted with the larger context.
Some might claim this is a flaw. (On the other hand, “The Wizard of Id”
revolves around standalone-joke strips, which is a formidable argument
against them.) But here is one of the earlier Achewood strips, which
adheres a bit more closely to the usual idea of the daily,
punchline-oriented strip, and which makes a bit clearer, I hope, the
vein of Onstad’s humor:

I chose this strip because it sets out,
quite openly, the aims and means of Achewood’s humor: “I’m a human; I
invented a voicemail system where 7 means delete!” — what a brilliant
stab at the humans! Specifically, at our triviality and
self-satisfaction (“Man, this Jeff Beck album really cooks!”). The
absurdity of life in Achewood, in the midst of its normalcy — how
instantly recognizable! What human character does not, examined
closely, look as clownish as Ray the cat? The fact that all the
personalities in Achewood are extreme is not a cheap gesture on
Onstad’s part — it seems to stem from his conviction that the world is
foolish and people are weird, to butcher Wallace Stevens.
Comics are fragile — they can’t bear a weighty sociological
interpretation, without collapsing under it. And it would be an
overstatement to say that Onstad’s central preoccupation is the
particular set of incapacities that arise from living with the opulent
ease modern life affords. But an element of this preoccupation shows
itself in his work, I think.
As Achewood evolved (and continues to evolve), the storylines did (and
do), as well — the best story arc, by far, involves the entire cast
racing to rescue the child Philippe from the clutches of a serial
killer. The failure of these semi-adults to do so is offset by the fact
that Philippe manages to escape on his own. But that dark sense of
incapacity pervades Achewood, as much as its sunny absurdity — Roast
Beef, another cat, is an emotionally crippled (there is no punctuation
in his speech bubbles; the font is a size smaller than when other
characters speak), agoraphobic programmer.
I’m no expert on comics; and I think that taking a slavering, fanboyish
attitude toward Achewood would probably obscure most of what is good in
it. But it’s eminently worth reading, in a way that no comic strip I
have seen has been , since the heyday of Calvin and Hobbes. You should
start reading it, if you haven’t yet.
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Do yourself a favor and start from the beginning or you will understand NOTHING.
Sometimes its melancholy, sometimes it's hilariously innocent, but it's always worth another read-through.
Unless you hate quirky humor that completely defies the nature of one-liners. Then you should go read somethign else.
Very few people can write human emotions any better than Onstad, and he does it all in the guise of cartoon cats, otters and bears. Immo is right, start from the beginning or you just won't get the mood of the strip.
Also, Onstad is the reason I now say "hell of" instead of "hella."
It's certainly like nothing else but I still try to compare it to very old Bloom County. At least I think it's in the same ballpark.
If you've read this article then you're most definitely already a fan, so I doubt the ability to open new eyes, but c'mon, guys! Let's get out there and show EVERYONE how awesome this strip is!
Side Note: I didn't fully appreciate Onstad till I tried to write my own strip (a la Guest Artist Week) for a friend I was able to convert after her comment that she wished she could live in Achewood. Two days of dialouge notes without even an attempt at sketches and I found myself terribly, pathtically failing, and newly appreciative of the way this man thinks.
(Thanks for this write-up. It beats all those lame interviews I've read thus far, and it wasn't to self-important and yet still strayed away from simple. Good show!)
How incredible. The comparison to Calvin & Hobbes is apt, in the sense that a comic strip doesn't need heavy-handed morality lessons to be considered art, or throwaway one-liners to be funny.
Bravo to Chris Onstad. Achewood went from something I have never heard of to something I can't live without in the space of one week.
Oh well, no real point to post except to make sure everyone knows to hold their mouse over each comic to catch the gem titles. Sometimes they are funnier than the comics themselves and almost ALWAYS at least add a lot to them.
"MOLLY CLEAN THIS MESS UP AND GET THAT MAN ANOTHER TACO"
I wanted to add my favorite strips for the coinesseurs -- the one where Ray puts the dollar bills under his eyelids at the strip club ties with the very early one where the Achewood folks all try to drive the car. Fabulous!
I've just read that back and it sounds all snooty and English. Probably because I am. Incidentally, I am curious to know how popular Achewood is in Britain. I know of only myself and 2 friends. Nature of the web, I suppose.
regardless, this strip is brilliant and Onstad is a genius.
The strip rocks. I found some of the early strips kind of random, like a collection of in-jokes, but once the characters started being developed and the story line got going, it became my favorite comic strip ever, beating out Bloom County in my heart (forgive me Mr. Breathed).
Achewood consistently makes me laugh out loud (quite a feat) and makes me feel guilty for not paying for it. My new year's resolution is to buy some Achewood loot.
In the immortal words of Howard Dean, "HEEYEEAHHHHH!!!"
I hope Chris Onstad doesn't let people make it into adverts for processed soft cheese or something.
Chris Onstad wouldn't though Ray Smuckles surely would.
Thanks Chris!
Of the whole lot of Achewood characters Todd Squirrel is a decent and honest guy with a deep rooted work ethic. The rest of the characters are way out of main stream. Well, Molly is pretty normal, given that she can't hold a decent paying job for more than a couple of weeks.
Who am I to judge what's mainstream? There's a steak of Lie-bot just below the surface in my daily routine.
Thanks for the article.
What bothers me though, is how some of these comments tend towards a sense of ownership over the strip, instead of just enjoying it for what it is or might become.
If Mr. Onstad wants to license Ray for a Viagra commercial to pay his grocery bills (which are probably quite high given his knowledge of gourmet food, fine wine and the like) then I say go for. I mean, really folks, its his strip (which he allows us to read for free...)
Couldn't agree more, Rob.
Achewood is a work of genius - how Onstad is able to simultaneously play out (excellently) the lives of all these characters is beyond me.
My hat goes off to him. Thank you, Chris.
Achewood is humor for intelligent people that would hesitate to claim to be intelligent, and with it enough to get obscure pop-culture references, which I think, along with other attributes, makes this comic so good.
It's all about the characters - Chris just doesn't compromise them for a cheap gag. On the contrary, some strips aren't even funny, they're just the guys being themselves. And that's what makes the others so pants-wettingly funny.
And I like the fact that you don't have to pay for it if you don't want to.
That's my tuppence-worth.